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Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by / 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by nofriends / 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by A.Summers / 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by GogurtBadass / 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by OldHabitsDieHard / 09/18/2013 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
by WaltTheFuckDad / 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous