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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1992 (23 years)
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About AprilDawn : I'm completely in love with Zane Conley ♥, We are going to be together forever and always :)

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TODAY, MY USBAND DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO TELL ME E AD A 3 YEAR OLD SON!! WE AVE BEEN MARRIED FIR 5 YEARS!! FML

#5389483
72 comments

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On 09/21/2009 at 5:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft fir the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games.

#5263427
186 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I drove by a restaurant I ate at yesterday. I write a food review column 4 my college paper, and I've trid everything on their menu. They were being closd down today cuz a large amount of rat dropping was found in their food supplies. FML

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY... MY FIANCÉE... WHO BELIEVE IN "SEX AFTER MARRIAGE" LIKE ME... TOLD ME SHE WAS PREGNANT. FML

#4736198
183 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him an noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with an he was in the bathroom. mega FML

#4580514
163 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma grlfriend named ma penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721
181 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the movie alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying fir exams . I found him making out with another grl whilst in the queue . When I confrontd him by text he denid that it was him . I saw him check the text and reply . FML

#4545091
131 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)



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