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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone hit my parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk, and I got a ticket for parking there. FML


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On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML


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On 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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