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by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dontgothere / 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by ccgundum / 02/01/2014 at 2:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 11:36am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 11:28am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm / Egypt / Intimacy
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