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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML


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Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML


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