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AppleJuiceBox
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, The United States of 'MURICA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AppleJuiceBox : My names Alexa. I love pandas. Especially red ones. I love, love, love to draw. I've been drawing since I was 4. The color purple is my favorite color. Happily taken. ♥ I'm straight, but I strongly support Gay Rights. Feel free to message me, I won't bite. If you're going to message me and try to get my number, ask me if I have a kik, or any sort of thing like that, I will either not reply, or completely destroy your pride. I'm not here to make a fantasy-relationship or anything along those lines. If you want to compliment me, being a girl, I am totally for it. c: But please, no personal questions. ♥ Messages that are demeaning and just plain rude towards me about my beliefs are a big no-no. If you want me to rip you a new one, I'm totally game to make you cry.

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