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ApplaudtheActor
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4814
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ApplaudtheActor : Callie Lawrence wants nothing more out of this life than a light blue Volvo from the 1980s.

A Volvo and Ron Weasley.

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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (13238)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

#238492 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (21366) - you deserved it (45332)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over randomly, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (8688) - you deserved it (56519)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)