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About ApollosMyth : I'm a 17 year old dorky, skaterpunk, Sun God who loves all forms of metal/rock/punk music. I'm not new to the app, I have been reading FMLs and comments for about 2 years now, but just got around to making an account. I can also be a smartass, but I am generally harmless. Shoot me a message(:
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
Friday 18 April 2014