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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1120
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ApollosMyth : Hi, the name's Zach. I am an 18 year old college student who has a love for music. I used to be way more active on this site than I am now, but I may end up starting to be more active again. Regardless of the lack of activity, feel free to send me a message of any sort, and I will attempt to reply in a timely manner(though I cannot guarantee anything).

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Liked!<b>leah3691215</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:22am<b>breekittenmitten</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:02pm<b>haii_im_michelle</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>ScarletRoses92</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:17am<b>I_Am_A_Rock</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:51am

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML


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On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML


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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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