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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1054
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ApollosMyth : I'm a 17 year old dorky, skaterpunk, Sun God who loves all forms of metal/rock/punk music. I'm not new to the app, I have been reading FMLs and comments for about 2 years now, but just got around to making an account. I can also be a smartass, but I am generally harmless. Shoot me a message(:

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46050) - you deserved it (9001)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML


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On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML


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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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