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ApollosMyth

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ApollosMyth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1268
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ApollosMyth : Hi, the name's Zach. I am an 18 year old college student who has a love for music. I used to be way more active on this site than I am now, but I may end up starting to be more active again. Regardless of the lack of activity, feel free to send me a message of any sort, and I will attempt to reply in a timely manner(though I cannot guarantee anything).

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Visits<b>JustMe1600</b> - 13 hours ago<b>ginnylin</b> - yesterday at 7:20pm<b>EezyWay</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:37pm<b>GeorgeCarter95</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:17pm<b>mds9986</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:09pm<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Si123</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:57pm<b>ColdAndFuzzy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:26pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:19pm<b>whyme8837</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:53pm<b>noelsom7</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:40pm<b>demonte_jones</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:18am<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:36am<b>ScarletRoses92</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:47am<b>moo_mima_moo</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:44am<b>Smennant</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:24am<b>paige_xud</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>ilikevideosgames</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:14am

Fucked!<b>Pacers13</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:57am<b>ThatWeirdGurl</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:54pm<b>Smennant</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:54pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:45am<b>bxjxj</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:24am<b>royr7395</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 3:42am<b>AraSmith</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>maggiefox</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 5:11am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:48am<b>ironfey</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 12:00am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:24am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:31pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:17pm<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:33pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:34pm<b>roman11</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:01am<b>sarahyep</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:10pm

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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ApollosMyth's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

#20975896
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57659) - you deserved it (5205)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44397) - you deserved it (3409)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

#20823279
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46784) - you deserved it (9147)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51585) - you deserved it (18316)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

#20531284
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (17508)

On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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