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Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)
Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
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