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ApacheC424

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3181
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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ApacheC424's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30024) - you deserved it (5474)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10925) - you deserved it (74466)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (4233)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (9286)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35181) - you deserved it (8449)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64802) - you deserved it (6760)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52789) - you deserved it (8212)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38760) - you deserved it (3145)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60515) - you deserved it (12633)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49730) - you deserved it (3911)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50997) - you deserved it (8665)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

#14397840
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9034) - you deserved it (38909)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (7858)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33369) - you deserved it (10947)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (17700)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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