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ApacheC424

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3288
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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ApacheC424's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML

#19989164
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (7789)

On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (12831)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44662) - you deserved it (3233)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19496) - you deserved it (3630)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (12510)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29225) - you deserved it (6077)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

#19039937
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2434)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (3512)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33497) - you deserved it (4140)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14893) - you deserved it (37483)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30918) - you deserved it (3195)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30802) - you deserved it (5206) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
608 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (254730)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML



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