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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 April 1992 (23 years)
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About Aoife : Today, I realised I like math. FML.
Today, I'm still in love. FML.
Today, he gave me the name "poodlemonkey." FML.
Today, I checked five times. FML.
Today, I changed my name to one I cannot even pronounce. FML.
Today, I completely deserved it. FML.

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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