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Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24222) - you deserved it (11105)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24222) - you deserved it (11105)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24222) - you deserved it (11105)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (8885)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my grandmother's burial to take a midterm. Earlier I e-mailed the professor to ask permission to take it later, and she flat out said "no." I left my grieving family, and traveled hours back to school. I went to class, only to discover that the prof decided to move the exam date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56813) - you deserved it (2190)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)



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