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Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)

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