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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9581
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:37am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>xSlyx</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 4:52am<b>Jeremybking</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:17pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:34pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:17am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:07am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:46pm<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 5:49am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 9:44pm<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:52pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:35pm

Fucked!<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:44am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:11am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:35pm<b>dawanjony</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:44pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:06pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:48pm<b>allfingmadhere</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:23pm<b>iReadFML12</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:12am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:09am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am

Anumayis's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice, we were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes she asked me "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?". She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

by Jpah / 06/23/2009 at 8:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

by Bes / 06/14/2009 at 11:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

by quadropheniac / 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

by shescomfortablynumb / 06/05/2009 at 3:49am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a top with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

by suckerrrrr / 05/29/2009 at 1:44am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

by M2thaM / 05/29/2009 at 1:23am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

by Angelofkarma / 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

by Sigh / 05/23/2009 at 1:50am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2009 at 2:43am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

by pianokiller / 05/09/2009 at 12:54am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML

by Telemistake / 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

by Nanny / 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids