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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7247
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>JohnnyKade</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:20am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:08pm<b>iqr600</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 12:59pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:36pm<b>pissflap</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:36pm<b>secondcitystyles</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:47pm<b>limabean235</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:56pm<b>matijas223</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>taccoburrito596</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>Galacticain</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:50pm<b>TheLittleOnion</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Saltypumpking</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:01pm<b>Miranda_F</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:52am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:46pm<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:47pm<b>kc_chocochip</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:16pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:02am

Fucked!<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:15pm<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:58pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:41am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:35pm<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Sublimeguy82</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:40am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>712sash</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:44am<b>Roskosity</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:18am<b>Headcrab</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:47am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

#1768165
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55651) - you deserved it (4249)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by pianokiller (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML

#1490808
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (63165)

On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15672) - you deserved it (96957)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
709 comments

I agree, your life sucks (743466) - you deserved it (56834)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
941 comments

I agree, your life sucks (373729) - you deserved it (42451)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

#797956
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99550) - you deserved it (43447)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
912 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62866) - you deserved it (655685)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

#434812
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (24245)

On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

#333787
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78976) - you deserved it (40679)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55136) - you deserved it (3246)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44355) - you deserved it (4633)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8934) - you deserved it (33372)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)



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