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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10856
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>c_p1737</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 1:16pm<b>AudiLover21</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 12:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 12:35am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 8:20pm<b>Lucky7112</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 12:30am<b>Addiction333</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:48pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:37am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>xSlyx</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 4:52am<b>Jeremybking</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:17pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:17am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:07am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

by demk / 08/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

by stagedivefail / 08/19/2009 at 10:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

by rick / 08/13/2009 at 5:49pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

by who_could_it_be / 08/06/2009 at 9:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

by jeeperspeepers / 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

by webperson04 / 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

by Mom / 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

by Mortified / 07/22/2009 at 5:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

by nerd_man01 / 07/10/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

by JSeth / 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

by heart-broken / 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health