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AntoshaChekhonte
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AntoshaChekhonte : I'm an English major with a fondness (labeled a fetish by friends) for Anton Chekhov. I try to be reasonable and thoughtful. What can I say? I'm a rebel like that.

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Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25068) - you deserved it (4518)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37402) - you deserved it (10104)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (2549)

On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

#16909207
230 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
217 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
122 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
188 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
90 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
178 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
310 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
289 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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