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Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6265) - you deserved it (43661)

On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14495) - you deserved it (6079)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML

#892
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (2139)

On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10873) - you deserved it (73056)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26277) - you deserved it (2028)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12558) - you deserved it (27037)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48737) - you deserved it (5791)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23457) - you deserved it (22191)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version



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