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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 233689
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AntiChrist7 : I am mainly a cynical misanthrope, therefore there is a 99% chance I will put a YDI under your FML's, although always with a good reason. So don't take it personal. Or do, it's not that I care.


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Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML

#7605388
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (3706)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML

#7218409
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22632) - you deserved it (5131)

On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

#7191706
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (5056)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

#4975904
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52485) - you deserved it (3979)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

#4594193
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48487) - you deserved it (4865)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

#4142743
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11356) - you deserved it (68621)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57693) - you deserved it (26168)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

#3533033
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11695) - you deserved it (47832)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)



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