About AntiChrist7 : I am mainly a cynical misanthrope, therefore there is a 99% chance I will put a YDI under your FML's, although always with a good reason. So don't take it personal. Or do, it's not that I care.
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was riding my motorcycle. Suddenly, I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. As a sign of anger, I spat my gum towards her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into the bushes. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, during my shift at the restaurant, my boss's daugher came in. I could not help but notice she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside and said "my daugher's got eyes, you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)
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