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Anti666

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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2895
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39047) - you deserved it (98978)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12753) - you deserved it (73856)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

#242337
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66328) - you deserved it (19747)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70104) - you deserved it (4160)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18435) - you deserved it (35197)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45463) - you deserved it (7529)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11239) - you deserved it (42581)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

#5873
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9676) - you deserved it (23368)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32382) - you deserved it (7265)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49152) - you deserved it (26647)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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