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Anti666

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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2645
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Anti666's favorite FMLs

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68987) - you deserved it (4075)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17861) - you deserved it (34337)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44435) - you deserved it (7368)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

#5873
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9075) - you deserved it (22254)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (7095)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48062) - you deserved it (26096)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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