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by burgeee / 03/18/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2010 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
by xUnluckyx / 03/18/2010 at 1:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by thanxguys / 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by smiler / 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Ouch / 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2010 at 11:38am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by socksoffire / 03/17/2010 at 11:22am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
by mama75 / 03/17/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by KobraKommander / 03/17/2010 at 7:51am / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
by Girl / 03/17/2010 at 3:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML
by Loser / 03/17/2010 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
by Midge / 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation