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Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 6:24am - intimacy - by burgeee - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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