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Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2010 at 1:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy
by blank / 07/21/2010 at 9:52am / United States / Health
Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML
by notmuchfun / 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2010 at 6:12am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Transportation
by MandMandM / 07/19/2010 at 2:38am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by LaneyyenaL / 07/19/2010 at 12:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
by anonmys / 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by jazthefish / 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2010 at 1:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous