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Anthrophobia
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out my girlfriend starts random fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2474) - you deserved it (8996)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22183) - you deserved it (3493)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (25999) - you deserved it (2812)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (48726) - you deserved it (5317)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

#16734603 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (2271)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML

#16696125 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (29362)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by Madmanmorton (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (25968) - you deserved it (6836)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

#16561616 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (22054) - you deserved it (2100)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (29358)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (29380) - you deserved it (2373)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (12618) - you deserved it (29449)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (26187) - you deserved it (5220)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you’re ugly?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (4054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

#16068668 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (8718)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:27pm - love - by msjustine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (14808) - you deserved it (20449)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -