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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Anthonymm2 : I like to think I'm pretty cool.

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Anthonymm2's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (3653)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


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On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

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