About Anthonymm2 : I specialize in bad puns. I can get pretty passionate when talking about things I enjoy such as memes, assorted video games, or Homestuck. Remember, don't let your memes be dreams.
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by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I nearly got written up at work for missing an important memo. The memo was sent to everyone via the company Facebook group and not by our e-mail system. My manager could hardly believe people exist who have no Facebook account and have no intention of making one. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2015 at 11:43am / United States (California) / Work
by steam_engenius / 10/04/2015 at 2:11pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
by RHChiliPeppers / 09/11/2015 at 8:05pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by hbt51 / 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML
by ThroatSlasher / 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire) / Love
by grace / 08/13/2015 at 10:54am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Devildrake / 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm / Australia / Work
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
by drugsforthugs / 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
by too good / 10/24/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML
by gonesofast / 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by mamagelmane / 08/08/2014 at 12:27am / France (Lorraine) / Kids
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous