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  • Town/Country : Derby, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Anthonymm2 : I'm on the Internet way too much. That's about it.

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Anthonymm2's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the one guy sitting next to me, and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 11:23am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm - misc - by hbt51 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML


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On 08/13/2015 at 10:54am - animals - by grace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Devildrake (man) - Australia

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


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On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


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On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML


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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

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