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  • Town/Country : Derby, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Anthonymm2 : I read this thing called Homestuck. I'll try not to tell you about it.

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Anthonymm2's favorite FMLs

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (1655)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm - misc - by hbt51 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2086)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (1470)

On 08/13/2015 at 10:54am - animals - by grace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25925) - you deserved it (1932)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Devildrake (man) - Australia

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (4115)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37863) - you deserved it (11023)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (2673)

On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32533) - you deserved it (16954)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20161) - you deserved it (25815)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML


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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

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