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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 38203
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML

#21418872
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (2125)

On 05/31/2015 at 11:37pm - misc - by somebody (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

#21418659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26379) - you deserved it (5778)

On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

#21418531
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (4752)

On 05/31/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Sleepy (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

#21418507
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32231) - you deserved it (3221)

On 05/31/2015 at 10:19am - intimacy - by bonsai_girl - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (6707)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

#21418445
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (2743)

On 05/31/2015 at 5:13am - misc - by disgusting (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

#21418416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (5106)

On 05/31/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by bonehead69 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

#21418362
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (12358)

On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was exhausted due to staying up all night practicing for the most important performance of my orchestral career. I decided to take a nap to energize myself in preparation of the evening and woke up just in time to realize I'd missed the entire concert. FML

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (2807)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

#21418098
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (5150)

On 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm - money - by broke and hungry - United States (New Jersey)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (2650)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

#21417917
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34093) - you deserved it (3150)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

#21417890
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (2343)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by well then (man) - United States (Georgia)



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