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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College kid. Video games. Comic book fanatic. Humorous. Photography is cool. Sarcasm enthusiast.

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Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing regular clothes. Everyone said they loved costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24417) - you deserved it (17418)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, aftar waaks of oral pain an hundrads of dollars in dantistry faas, wa found tha culprit: a popcorn karnal that floss was unabla to ramova.

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shrt and said, "Just checking to see if your wereing a bra today". FML

Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML

#21373611
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (2525)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today I was walking dog around nieghborhood hen I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squrrel and draggd me through mud. FML

#21373531
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (2983)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm - animals - by psh_idontbite (woman) - United States

Today, in mah online class I accidentally unmuted mah mic. Normally that would be fine looool except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. mega FML

#21373396
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (6286)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, I receivd a phone call from the counselor at mah son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they askd him to stop, he growld. FML

Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (2357)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today , mah boss told me I got mah new job cuz she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

#21373118
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10) - you deserved it (2288)

On 03/12/2015 at 12:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML

Today, looool I discovered tat te man I ave been talking to on a dating site is actually ma ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile an made me fall for someone tat doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously tan we ever did in 3 yeres togeter.

#21373070
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30703) - you deserved it (3266)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24803) - you deserved it (4194)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (2498)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Went On A Date With A Guy I Met Online . It Was Going OK, Until He Startd Asking Me If He Should Stick With The Site Until He Finds The Right Person . I Guess I Know How He Feels About Me, At Least . FML

#21372843
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27841) - you deserved it (2407)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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