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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30473
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College Sophomore.
Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

#21337685
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17443) - you deserved it (14980)

On 01/15/2015 at 3:30pm - animals - by surprise - United States (Mississippi)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31449) - you deserved it (4956)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

#21337414
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/15/2015 at 2:28am - health - by twoface_chick - United States (California)

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30574) - you deserved it (4557)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29608) - you deserved it (7092)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21262) - you deserved it (36908)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

#21336949
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32949) - you deserved it (7698)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm - love - by ihateeverything (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

#21336915
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (4375)

On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

#21336880
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (5707)

On 01/14/2015 at 8:58am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

#21336801
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31912) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

#21336664
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37288) - you deserved it (2647)

On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32759) - you deserved it (5255)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)



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