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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32875
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College Sophomore.
Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Visits<b>mcore</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>chelsealou1218</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Emmiii</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:59pm<b>wishfulthinks</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:11am<b>styles829</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:03am<b>_OF_WG_KTA_</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:13am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:55am<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:35am<b>sandraaa03111217</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:06am<b>ironfey</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:29pm<b>niightmares</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:04pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:03am<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:13am<b>morganshea</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:58pm<b>DefiantGirl</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:57pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 7:59pm

Fucked!<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (8525)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

#21438867
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23407) - you deserved it (2478)

On 07/09/2015 at 2:21am - kids - by future teacher - Paraguay (Central)

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

#21438778
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (1922)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26256) - you deserved it (1671)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

#21438439
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/08/2015 at 9:58am - health - by Softball - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

#21438428
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23129) - you deserved it (2401)

On 07/08/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by grossed out mom - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (3923)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future". even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

#21438331
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25919) - you deserved it (1462)

On 07/08/2015 at 2:17am - misc - by WayToGoDaddyHo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

#21438229
71 comments

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML

#21437983
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (2062)

On 07/07/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by innocent cat lady - United States

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (2839)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25228) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

#21436862
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21485) - you deserved it (5923)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24049) - you deserved it (1728)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (1632)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)



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