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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 38376
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Visits<b>Shershuf</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:13pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:32pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:26pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:31pm<b>hasaben</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:28pm<b>jeansnpearls</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:54pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:54pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:57pm<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:49am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>Destinyyxoo</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Lacalema</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:59am<b>Teyros</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:42am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:13pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Balphleair</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:57pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:08pm

Fucked!<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:26pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 3:02am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:14am<b>chefmadizion</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 10:52am<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (5210)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29059) - you deserved it (2662)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25532) - you deserved it (3871)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (5092)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (2096)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (3752)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (3283)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (1741)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26176) - you deserved it (1784)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25750) - you deserved it (9666)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2388)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24104) - you deserved it (1611)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)



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