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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 38383
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

AnthonyWheeler15's page activity

Visits<b>Shershuf</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:13pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:32pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:26pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:31pm<b>hasaben</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:28pm<b>jeansnpearls</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:54pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:54pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:57pm<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:49am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>Destinyyxoo</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Lacalema</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:59am<b>Teyros</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:42am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:13pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Balphleair</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:57pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:08pm

Fucked!<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:26pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 3:02am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:14am<b>chefmadizion</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 10:52am<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

#21518234
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22711) - you deserved it (1762)

On 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm - love - by believe me now?? (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

#21518208
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20805) - you deserved it (1369)

On 01/22/2016 at 2:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

#21518118
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21122) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML

#21517961
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (2025)

On 01/21/2016 at 9:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

#21518068
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21227) - you deserved it (2062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm - love - by Kimel - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, I absentmindedly smiled and told my grandfather to "have fun" before closing the door behind him. He was leaving to go to his chemotherapy session for lung cancer. FML

Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

#21517614
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20794) - you deserved it (3275)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by Garfield - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17524) - you deserved it (9637)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML

#21517297
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19310) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/20/2016 at 7:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

#21517235
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19221) - you deserved it (1678)

On 01/20/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by college0001 - United States (Vermont)

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

#21517019
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (1705)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm - misc - by Mr_Yato (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

#21516923
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19706) - you deserved it (3116)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:59am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

#21516917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20332) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:37am - misc - by hrmpf (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML

#21516912
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19955) - you deserved it (2026)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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