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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34354
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College Sophomore.
Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Visits<b>joe54321</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>miss_cata26</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:24am<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:23pm<b>smashley_1999</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 2:34pm<b>rashdog</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 6:43pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Pablo1321</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:04am<b>mcore</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>chelsealou1218</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Emmiii</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:59pm<b>wishfulthinks</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:11am<b>styles829</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:03am<b>_OF_WG_KTA_</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:13am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:55am<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:35am<b>sandraaa03111217</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:06am

Fucked!<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (2315)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

#21458464
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21368) - you deserved it (2421)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

#21458446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20192) - you deserved it (2422)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

#21458398
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (3610)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML

#21458353
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24154) - you deserved it (1925)

On 08/20/2015 at 3:21am - misc - by NotCollegeBound (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

#21458335
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21606) - you deserved it (2169)

On 08/20/2015 at 2:02am - love - by Catsfordays - United States (California)

Today, my psycho landlord threatened to take me to court if I don't pay my rent on time this month. I'd totally understand if he weren't my father-in-law, and if the reason I didn't pay on time before was because of hospital fees I'd incurred for an emergency appendectomy. FML

#21458301
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20659) - you deserved it (2113)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:16am - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

#21458278
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (1729)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm - kids - by ambiiii - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

#21458250
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (1534)

On 08/19/2015 at 10:38pm - kids - by GlueAndCarrots - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18541) - you deserved it (9745)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

#21458053
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20572) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

#21457997
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34636) - you deserved it (1739)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

#21457966
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (3563)

On 08/19/2015 at 8:14am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

#21457909
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (4055)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

#21457897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (2890)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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