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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 33035
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College Sophomore.
Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Visits<b>mcore</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>chelsealou1218</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Emmiii</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:59pm<b>wishfulthinks</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:11am<b>styles829</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:03am<b>_OF_WG_KTA_</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:13am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:55am<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:35am<b>sandraaa03111217</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:06am<b>ironfey</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:29pm<b>niightmares</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:04pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:03am<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:13am<b>morganshea</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:58pm<b>DefiantGirl</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:57pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 7:59pm

Fucked!<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

#21422165
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28522) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

#21422070
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (2450)

On 06/07/2015 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

#21421959
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (2234)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:17pm - kids - by diapersplease (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

#21421827
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23324) - you deserved it (1742)

On 06/06/2015 at 3:19pm - work - by WarMachine68 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

#21421711
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (5509)

On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

#21421687
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27448) - you deserved it (2278)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:01am - intimacy - by cockblockedbyFB - United States (Texas)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

#21421662
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (8543)

On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

#21421640
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (2354)

On 06/06/2015 at 3:32am - work - by justin bieber's nutsack (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

#21421616
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26913) - you deserved it (4329)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

#21421481
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25222) - you deserved it (2020)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by fugly - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

#21421325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25376) - you deserved it (3192)

On 06/05/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by yuck (woman) -

Today, during jury duty, the shitbag who's accused of capital murder in our trial took the stand. The prosecution made him look like a total idiot. He got more and more flustered and eventually screamed at us that he'll have us killed if we find him guilty. I believe him. FML

#21421289
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (2152)

On 06/05/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (2907)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

#21421168
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (1930)

On 06/05/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by Dig4life - United States (Washington)



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