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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 38397
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

#21496549
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (4669)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, my mom hates my grandmother (her mother-in-law) so much that she's trying to guilt me into not visiting her when I come home for Thanksgiving. I wouldn't be coming home for Thanksgiving in the first place, but my grandmother bought me the plane ticket. FML

#21496518
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (1320)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by dickbag - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML

#21496419
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (1400)

On 11/24/2015 at 8:01pm - animals - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

#21496417
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21259) - you deserved it (2231)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by _Asykes_ (woman) -

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

#21496405
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21655) - you deserved it (4914)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by WhatALetdown - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML

#21496255
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (1592)

On 11/24/2015 at 12:45pm - kids - by wellfuckyoutoo - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

#21496209
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20612) - you deserved it (6147)

On 11/24/2015 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

#21496134
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (1405)

On 11/24/2015 at 12:49am - health - by sprained neck (woman) -

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

#21496066
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20818) - you deserved it (2031)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:25pm - animals - by Haze (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2292)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

#21495937
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12281) - you deserved it (16632)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

#21495858
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21904) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

#21495693
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (2202)

On 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada



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