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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22585
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College kid. Video games. Comic book fanatic. Humorous. Photography is cool. Sarcasm enthusiast.

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Today, a photo of friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice legs looked enormous until friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML

#21358355
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28499) - you deserved it (2814)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:22pm - misc - by ImNotFat - New Zealand

Taday I told mah cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of mah aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

#21358332
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (2271)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6) - you deserved it (4858)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

#21358017
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27254) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:23pm - misc - by trolls have hit the gutters (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I was talking to mah best friend's brother after we drunkenly hookd up last night. I've had a crush on him 4 over a year. He endd up interrupting himself an said, ( Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything. )

#21357951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (4907)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:48am - intimacy - by foreveralone - United States (Texas)

Today, a model I've been working on fir an art competition was declined. They thought I was bieng insensitive an "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML

#21357798
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2) - you deserved it (2151)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by Swatted - United States (Nevada)

Taday I went out to dinner 4 my mom's birthday . I'd plannd 4 a nice restaurant which is always packd, so I'd calld 4 a reservation . When we got there, the hostess trid to turn us down because no one ever takes there mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud . FML

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car!!

#21357430
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (12916)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

while talking with my ex..!! I mentiond I was depressd about turning 40!! He said he'd been depressd about turning 40 as well..!! until he startd screwing hot 20-somethings!! We were still togetherhen he turnd 40!! FML

#21357283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (3728)

On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to grandmother's house cuz she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubbornhen I'm old. FML

Today, looool I recievd a bunch of flowers from mah 'lover' . This would be fine except that I don't have a lover, and mah boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating . FML

#21357201
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (2684)

On 02/16/2015 at 7:57am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant an suffering morning sickness. FML

#21356993
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (2250)

On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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