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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 38144
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

#21496066
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20814) - you deserved it (2031)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:25pm - animals - by Haze (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (2290)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

#21495937
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12257) - you deserved it (16602)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

#21495858
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

#21495693
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (2202)

On 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it. Then I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML

#21495644
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19859) - you deserved it (4583)

On 11/22/2015 at 8:14pm - misc - by whatafuckhead (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad that scientists discovered a new sea creature. He said it was all b.s and that scientists just make things up to cover conspiracies. I'm a biological sciences major. FML

#21495384
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (1565)

On 11/22/2015 at 1:40am - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

#21495367
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (2488)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

#21495221
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20471) - you deserved it (2639)

On 11/21/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

#21495198
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm - misc - by elena02 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

#21495119
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3534)

On 11/21/2015 at 9:54am - intimacy - by angelisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my deadbeat dad threatened to press charges against me for harassment if I ever contact him again. I've contacted him twice in the last two years, once to tell him he was going to be a grandfather, and once to send him a birthday card from my son. FML

#21495105
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (1610)

On 11/21/2015 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

#21495098
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (4166)

On 11/21/2015 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

#21495080
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (2153)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

#21494946
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21963) - you deserved it (3527)

On 11/20/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by nozVail - United States



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