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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22592
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College kid. Video games. Comic book fanatic. Humorous. Photography is cool. Sarcasm enthusiast.

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Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I pickd him up and carrid him outside!! I slippd, landd on him and endd up breaking his leg!! FML

#21359968
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32379) - you deserved it (6141)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I drove looool alone fir the first time since I passed mah test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers an got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage an was sure mah license was fake. Almost half an hour later , he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

TADAY I'M 8 MONTS PRAGNANT AND STILL WAITRASSING AT A LOCAL RASTAURANT. TARA WARA ONLY 3 OF US SARVING TODAY AND TINGS WARA ACTIC. ONA GUY BITCAD MA OUT, SAYING "MAYBA IF YOU LOST SOMA WAIGT YOU'D WALK A LITTLA FASTAR!" CUZ I WASN'T FAST ANOUG WIT IS SOUP. FML

#21359797
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (2396)

On 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm - work - by blahblah1993 - United States (Texas)

2day my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos , saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me , so he's clerely doing nothing wrong. real FML

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of mah female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

#21359722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (4545)

On 02/20/2015 at 8:35am - love - by FunGhoost - United States (California)

Today I found a phone in a fitting room!! I calld the number that said ( home ) to let the owner know looool that I was going to give it to the store's manager!! Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and ( blowing all his earnings )!! FML

#21359482
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

today mah mother movd in to mah 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 brds with her. big fat FML

#21359436
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (4427)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was on mah way to workhen mah ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fuckd me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride mah bike to workhile wereing a full suit. big fat FML

#21359275
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because ( someone left a mess in there. ) It was her mess. FML

#21359155
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30242) - you deserved it (2084)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:24am - work - by Taylor Page - United States (Florida)

Today,hilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped an landed on a dog turd. fat FML

#21359149
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card cummed out, I removed it, putted it in my pocket and drove off. FML

2day I was at a family gathering with mah boyfriend. Jokingly, mah grandmother swatted mah butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (30824)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at mah salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticd he had clerely pissd his pants. I felt bad 4 him until he laughd an said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to blackmail douchebag boss 4 a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (57240)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my dad still refuses to repay looool the loan I gave him. I've just barely managd to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. real FML

#21358559
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32748) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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