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AnthonyWheeler15

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AnthonyWheeler15

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24674
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College kid. Video games. Comic book fanatic. Humorous. Photography is cool. Sarcasm enthusiast.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24599) - you deserved it (10961)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

#21384468
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (2113)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26396) - you deserved it (1992)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (2339)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36239) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting for the bus, I googled walking directions to my destination, in case I had already missed the bus. I was so absorbed in my search that I missed the bus. FML

#21384017
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (23407)

On 03/30/2015 at 5:19am - misc - by getoffthephone - United Kingdom

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (2282)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (2115)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25953) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30960) - you deserved it (2702)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (2315)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (2064)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia



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