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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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About AnthonyWheeler15 : College kid. Video games. Comic book fanatic. Humorous. Photography is cool. Sarcasm enthusiast.

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Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (2360)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

#21373118
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19) - you deserved it (2292)

On 03/12/2015 at 12:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

#21373070
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (3270)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24808) - you deserved it (4197)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (2502)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

#21372843
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27851) - you deserved it (2410)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

#21372790
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (2137)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML

#21372747
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25581) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

#21372587
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25011) - you deserved it (2146)

On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML

#21372539
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (3217)

On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33368) - you deserved it (2567)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

#21372313
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17) - you deserved it (2378)

On 03/11/2015 at 1:32am - kids - by CasaDeLoser (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

#21372194
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (4)

On 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm - misc - by Blonde - Canada (Ontario)



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