Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AnthonyWheeler15

Offline (18 minutes ago) | Search for a member

AnthonyWheeler15

4Fucked!

AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34323
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : College Sophomore.
Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

AnthonyWheeler15's page activity

Visits<b>joe54321</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>miss_cata26</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:24am<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:23pm<b>smashley_1999</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 2:34pm<b>rashdog</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 6:43pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Pablo1321</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:04am<b>mcore</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>chelsealou1218</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:35pm<b>Emmiii</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:59pm<b>wishfulthinks</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:11am<b>styles829</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:03am<b>_OF_WG_KTA_</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:13am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:55am<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:35am<b>sandraaa03111217</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:06am

Fucked!<b>missadell</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:03am<b>skye147</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:47am

AnthonyWheeler15's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of AnthonyWheeler15's badges

AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12606) - you deserved it (1593)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (807)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16370) - you deserved it (1100)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8390) - you deserved it (11969)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16522) - you deserved it (928)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

#21461787
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14397) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by still laughing (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13088) - you deserved it (2273)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (1870)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18293) - you deserved it (1720)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

#21461585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17559) - you deserved it (2924)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:13am - health - by unsuckable (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

#21461576
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17363) - you deserved it (2193)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

#21461568
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19732) - you deserved it (1727)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML

#21461561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18486) - you deserved it (3175)

On 08/28/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by morethanablondemoment - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

#21461377
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16954) - you deserved it (1090)

On 08/27/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by PositiveElectron - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: