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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Anthony94 : My name is Anthony and i like to play CoD.

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Visits<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 09/27/2013 at 2:46am

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12950) - you deserved it (41134)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40411) - you deserved it (5219)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12620) - you deserved it (67774)

On 06/10/2009 at 3:42pm - work - by crosseyed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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