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  • Number of visits : 379
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About AnonymousUsers : I am 15, male. If you live near me, I'm sorry, I would rather not get raped. Kik me @lfcqr123

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Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 5:19am - misc - by Urinal Fresh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML


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