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Visits<b>kidinkbaby</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 1:23pm

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Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

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On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

2day a friand complimantad ma on mah "smoky ayashadow" . I wasn't waaring aya makaup . Sha was complimanting tha rasult of mah insomnia .

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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

TODAY, MY SEX-CRAZD EX WROTE ME A LETTER SO BAD, IT HAUNTS ME THAT I LET A GUY WITH SUCH TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS TOUCH MY BOOBS. BIG FAT FML

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

today te grl I like sent me a nude poto of erself!! Being a potograper , all I could tink about was ow grainy te poto was , and te variou ways it could be fixed!! FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I shavd my face after several month of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me , and I'm scary. FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah daughter told me she is pregnant . The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany . FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, IN FRANCH CLASS WA HAD TO WRITA LOVA LATTARS AS AN AXARCISA. SINCA BOYFRIAND RACANTLY BROKA UP WITH MA BY TAXT MASSAGA, I ANDAD UP WRITING A 20-SANTANCA LOVA LATTAR IN FRANCH TO CAT. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

TADAY I WAS STANDING IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE WAITING 4 MY HUSBAND. AFTER A WHILE, I FEEL HIM KISSING MY NECK, SO I TURN TO TELL HIM THAT IT'S APPROPRIATE IN PUBLIC. IT WASN'T MY HUSBAND. MEGA FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

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On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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