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Anonymos1213
  • Town/Country : SoCal, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57303) - you deserved it (35814)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20588) - you deserved it (1829)

On 08/09/2012 at 2:44am - intimacy - by rxcrs3 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41291) - you deserved it (228899)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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