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Anonnamus
  • Town/Country : Norman, OK
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  • Number of visits : 731
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Anonnamus : I am a female. Yes, I know my screen name is spelled wrong. No, I don\'t want to look at your naked pics. No, I will not post naked pics of myself. No, I am not interested in learning how to make my penis larger. Thank you, come again.

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Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

#8988720
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10975) - you deserved it (15403)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:18am - money - by secret - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

#8988436
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17820) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

#8983847
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14235) - you deserved it (3283)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and feel down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (5279)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and feel down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (5279)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

#8837670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19390) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:23am - work - by koletatlow19 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

#8837670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19390) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:23am - work - by koletatlow19 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

#8821558
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24277) - you deserved it (4394)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5698) - you deserved it (17392)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

#8781188
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (3187)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:03pm - health - by sunny_ca559 - United States

Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML

#8781188
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (3187)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:03pm - health - by sunny_ca559 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

#8740298
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16789) - you deserved it (3245)

On 03/01/2010 at 1:43am - love - by duckwater (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (6127)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

#8687085
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22627) - you deserved it (2512)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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