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Anomomous
  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 474
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Anomomous : Computer geek and FML addict.

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5386) - you deserved it (26381)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21048) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42157) - you deserved it (7298)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

#15188844
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8871) - you deserved it (22513)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9370) - you deserved it (23211)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

#14567308
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5445) - you deserved it (24611)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

#13753652
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7169) - you deserved it (27274)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (4038)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (6432)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

#4730526
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (2987)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

#3088891
147 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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