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AnnaGoesRawrx3
  • Town/Country : Gdale x), USA :D
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

#13443862
77 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
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On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 7:58am - animals - by SoundConfuser - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)



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