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AnnaGoesRawrx3
  • Town/Country : Gdale x), USA :D
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

#14173743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (4108)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (7205)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

#14162375
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (11082)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

#14162371
90 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:40am - misc - by immunizations - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

#14162171
52 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by RingRing - United States (California)

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

#14162042
111 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

#14161331
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25158) - you deserved it (18578)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
123 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27196) - you deserved it (2802)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

#14133320
53 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Invisible - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25705) - you deserved it (2541)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25705) - you deserved it (2541)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

#14129124
119 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -



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