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Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
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