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AnnaDeWitt

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4904
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About AnnaDeWitt : "So through endless twilights I dreamed and waited, though I knew not what I waited for. Then in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I could rest no more, and I lifted entreating hands to the single black ruined tower that reached above the forest into the unknown outer sky. And at last I resolved to scale that tower, fall though I might; since it were better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding day."
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Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:08am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:42am<b>StoicCloud</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:12am<b>Bryce8</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:59am<b>aceofspadesnix</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:24pm<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 12:06pm<b>MrAwesomenezz</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:12am<b>trucker2</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:14pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:03am<b>flamebushido</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:49pm<b>TheFallen348</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:21pm<b>sv56</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:40am<b>nightwings</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:21am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:48am<b>gmax</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:34am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:41pm<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:08pm

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:42am<b>aceofspadesnix</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:24pm<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:06pm<b>TheFallen348</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:21pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:48am<b>gmax</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:34am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:41am<b>Kehn</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:52am<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:59am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:04am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:17am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:51am<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:41am<b>Codyfootball</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 11:44pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:22am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:17pm<b>Skulllily</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 3:41pm

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AnnaDeWitt's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (2510)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

#21460168
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (1448)

On 08/24/2015 at 5:28pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Liguria)

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

#21460101
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (2304)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML

#21460085
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (2063)

On 08/24/2015 at 1:32pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

#21456278
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (3562)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML

#21454553
79 comments

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

#21452616
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22015) - you deserved it (1690)

On 08/06/2015 at 4:33am - health - by ithinkimturningjapanese - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML

#21452435
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22011) - you deserved it (2707)

On 08/05/2015 at 9:22pm - love - by still single (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

#21451515
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20315) - you deserved it (2013)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:43pm - love - by whyyyyyme (woman) - Canada

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

#21445022
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (7740)

On 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (3219)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (1954)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

#21427509
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (3341)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38576) - you deserved it (4211)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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