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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1998 (16 years)
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About AnnaDeWitt : "So through endless twilights I dreamed and waited, though I knew not what I waited for. Then in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I could rest no more, and I lifted entreating hands to the single black ruined tower that reached above the forest into the unknown outer sky. And at last I resolved to scale that tower, fall though I might; since it were better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding day."

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Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML


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On 03/03/2015 at 7:28pm - work - by Kali (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

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