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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1952
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AnnaDeWitt : There's a world of difference between what we see . . . and what is.

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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5863) - you deserved it (998)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6732) - you deserved it (3383)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (2993)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23563) - you deserved it (2207)

On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (2788)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31508) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

#21354669
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (2830)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

#21354210
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (6066)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33545) - you deserved it (3407)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (3198)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (5181)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39074) - you deserved it (3336)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (4546)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML



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