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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 January 1993 (21 years)
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About AnnaDeWitt : Fuck real life; I have Skyrim.

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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


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