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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AnnaDeWitt : Fuck real life; I have Skyrim.

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Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30151) - you deserved it (2246)

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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


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