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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by biggieT / 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm / Sri Lanka (Western) / Intimacy
by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
by me / 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
by daddylove / 06/12/2011 at 12:21am / United States (Washington) / Love
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by B / 04/18/2011 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
by brenami / 12/31/2010 at 1:13am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 7:45pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by GonnaBeLonley2night / 09/13/2010 at 9:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest… Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high…