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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 12:59am - health - by Kotoko (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States
Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 7:11am - misc - by thatscreamerguy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML
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Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States
Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)
Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Monday 20 May 2013
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