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AngryRussianGuy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11392
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AngryRussianGuy : Not actually Russian. Furry. Homosexual. PC builder. That's it.

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Fucked!<b>Calacor</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:41am<b>mwali02</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:22am

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AngryRussianGuy's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

#21407311
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32740) - you deserved it (2709)

On 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

#21407219
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (2541)

On 05/09/2015 at 11:53am - love - by ForeverAlone - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

#21407053
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27276) - you deserved it (1796)

On 05/09/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by sarahmaxine - United States (Nevada)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18077) - you deserved it (33955)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

#21406695
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13098) - you deserved it (34551)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31044) - you deserved it (4277)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML

#21405919
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28988) - you deserved it (3140)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86) - you deserved it (22)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

#21348664
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14809) - you deserved it (39399)

On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (15119)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (34063)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

#21198479
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25357) - you deserved it (38729)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oops - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML

#21194527
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48364) - you deserved it (4267)

On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - work - by where do they come from - United States (Washington)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30329) - you deserved it (44208)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)



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