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About AngryNinja : Guess who's back, back again? ANin's back, tell a friend!
It's true! I'm back for good. No, I'm not any nicer than I was before. But I have to try. We have 'rules' now.
Lip rings are love. No joke.
I've noticed that most of the commentors who were around back in the day have disappeared. If you're still out there, mail me! I miss you guys!
If I end up on your profile more than once, I'm either stalking you or it's accidental. Don't flatter yourself, the latter is most likely.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
Friday 30 January 2015