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About AngryD : everyone says I am angry So I am just going to embrace it
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML
Friday 18 April 2014