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  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AngieeRebecca : Spanish/Canadian
football/dance/music
Xbox/StarWars
twitter- AngieeRebecca
hopefully a mechanic one day.
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Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ HE WANTED SOME INDEPENDENCE. HE MOVED BACK INTO HIS PARENTS HOUSE. FML

#17008164
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32956) - you deserved it (3316)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (33021)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. Tere's a car was tat tey conveniently built rigt outside of tis Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of tis car was, even tinking about te $200 wort of groceries I ad just purcased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (61876)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58539) - you deserved it (6954)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)



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